How to Feed a Dinosaur

So you have a dinosaur? 

It will get hungry. 

You must be prepared to feed it. Follow these simple steps to learn how. 

Did you know Dinosaurs like cheerios? 

Well, they do.

 First you must feed yourself. Feeding a dinosaur is no easy task, so one must prepare his physical body to make sure you are prepared to bring your best game.

 Next you must establish a loving connection with your dinosaur. Pat his head. Scratch his belly. He must trust you.

 Once you have established a connection, it is time to feed your dinosaur. Be very careful, as dinosaurs do enjoy tiny human fingers. Do this at your own risk.

Congratulations! You have successfully feed your dinosaur. You can ensure it is being digested by examining closely. Just not to closely.